Bribing the AI with dog treats
Bribing the AI with dog treats
Coin goes live in 10 seconds. Every fee Shitpad earns buys back and burns $SHIT — by hand, out loud, on /burn.
Let AI invent a coin, or type your own name.
It goes live on Solana in about 10 seconds.
Our fees buy back and burn $SHIT by hand.
$SHIT isn’t live yet. The burning starts the second it is.
No. It’s not even human advice.
Every fee Shitpad earns goes to one treasury wallet. The operator manually buys $SHIT with it and burns it — no auto-swap, no bot, no cron job.
Yep. SOL is the default, but you can pick USDC or paste any SPL mint — including tokenized stocks like TSLAx, NVDAx or AAPLx, wherever Meteora supports that mint.
You do, or the AI does. Hit “I HAVE A NAME” to type your own, or “LET AI COOK” and let it invent one.
No. It’s a pun. Relax.
A price curve baked into the coin. Price goes up as more people buy — no order book, no waiting for a match.
The curve graduates to Meteora DAMM v2 automatically, and the coin trades through Jupiter after that.
Just Solana’s network rent — usually under 0.02 SOL. No Shitpad fee unless the operator turns one on.
